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Understanding Job Descriptions

What job descriptions truly mean with their jargon -

"Competitive Salary"
means
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

"Join our fast-paced company"
means
We have no time to train you.

"Casual work atmosphere"
means
We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

"Some overtime required"
means
Some every night and some every weekend.

"Duties will vary"
means
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"Must have an eye for detail"
means
We have no quality assurance.

"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience"
means
You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

"Problem-solving skills a must"
means
You're walking into perpetual chaos.

"Requires team leadership skills"
means
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"Good communication skills"
means
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

 

 


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