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Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 
  2.  "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." 
  3.  "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 
  4.  "Amen" 
  5.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 
  6.  "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 
  7.  "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." 
  8.  "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 
  9. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 
  10.  "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."



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