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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
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"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
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"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
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"Amen"
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"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
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"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
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"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
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"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
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"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
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"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."